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Poem Your mother

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  1. CAShep

    CAShep Well-Known Member

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    Your mother is old and fat
    she looks like a mangy rat
    with a toss of her hair,
    her nasal hair
    she kills everyone everywhere.

    When she tucks you in at night
    and she turns off your bedroom light
    you have nightmares about her face,
    attacking you with a mace.

    She'd probably do that you know.

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  2. Lozzylouise

    Lozzylouise SG Player at Heart

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  3. CAShep

    CAShep Well-Known Member

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    xD Pretty good ya?
     
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  4. BoBurnham1974

    BoBurnham1974 I cream scarecrows

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    Can't say I'm going to give this one a +1, simply because it's discusting. Though it's very clever :wink:
     
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  5. CAShep

    CAShep Well-Known Member

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    Didn't even need a +1, just wanted to make a poem xD
     
  6. BoBurnham1974

    BoBurnham1974 I cream scarecrows

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    Clever though : )
     
  7. Jager

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    What. the. ****.
     
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    She does do that, that's why I only visit my father now.
     
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